"Hi guys, Fernie here. I just wanted to let you know I love my new home and my adoptive parents. They even gave me a sister. She can be a little moody, but I think we will get along fine.
"I don’t like that they put me back on dry food, but I do need to lose weight, so I'll get used to it. I have all the toys I want, and even a cool water fountain to drink from.
"Well, I think it's time to get my belly rubbed, so I gotta go.
Fernie, please thank your people for adopting you from the Clinton County Humane Society!